LEISURE SUIT LARRY 1 (VGA Version) ********************************** Open door. Sit on the empty bar stool. Talk to bartender and order whiskey, don't drink it. Go north through doorway. Take rose. Talk to the drunk, give him your whiskey. Go through door on right. Read the walls 4 times. Use zipper on toilet. Use hand on bowl of toilet, stand. Do not flush toilet. Look at sink, take ring. Exit bathroom, go south. Knock on red door. Use password on the door. Use remote control on tv until pimp is interested. Go upstairs. Take candy. Open window and exit through it. Walk to the left. Look in dumpster, get hammer, exit dumpster, walk to front of Lefty's. Use hand icon on taxi sign, enter cab, talk to cabby, go to hotel, pay him and get out. Buy apple from man in barrel, he may appear later. Enter casino. Play blackjack or slot machine until you have a few hundred dollars, save after each win and restore after each lose. Go north, look in ashtray, get card. Go right into cabaret. Leave and return until comic is performing. Sit at the bottom right table, get up and leave hotel. Take cab to store. Look at phone. Dial 555-6969. Look in wallet and dial Sierra at 209-683-8989. Enter store. Look at magazine rack. Get magazine from front shelf and look at it in inventory. Get wine from back shelf. Look at sign on counter, use hand icon on it. Pay man, leave store. Give wine to bum when you see him. Answer phone. Walk right, use disco card on bouncer. Sit with girl. Look at her, talk with her until you dance, might have to use hand icon on the floor while you look at her. Talk with girl. Give her rose, candy, ring, money $200. Go to casino and build up to over $100. Exit and walk right to chapel. Walk in front of man and talk to him. Enter chapel. Walk to hotel and go to 4th floor. Knock on door with heart. Turn on radio, talk to Fawn. After radio announces wine, go to convenience store and use phone. Dial 555-8039. Go back to Honeymoon Suite. Pour out wine. Touch her, use zipper on yourself. Use knife on ribbon. Take ribbon. Build finances up to at least $50. Go to Lefty's. Knock on red door, enter, go upstairs. Use zipper on yourself twice to undress. Use condom on yourself. Use zipper on girl. Use hand on self to remove condom. Go through window. Use ribbon on self, use ribbon on railing, use hand on window, use hammer on window, use hand on pills. Use hand on railing, walk left twice, get out of dumpster, walk to in front of Lefty's. Go to hotel, go to 8th floor. Talk to girl several times. Use pills on her. Look at desk, push button. Enter elevator, go around partition to right. Open closet. Look at doll. Use mouth icon on doll. Use zipper on doll twice. Look at girl, talk to girl until she invites you in the water. Use zipper icon on your self. Give her apple. Lucky man LEISURE SUIT LARRY 2 ******************** LOS ANGELES Enter the garage. Move to the right until you can't be seen. Look around. Get dollar. Go north 3 times, east twice. Look through knothole. Go east and enter Quickie Mart. Buy lottery ticket, any six numbers will do. Go west 3 times, up stairs. Talk to girl. Show her lottery ticket. Write down the numbers she gives you and use those six numbers when she asks you your numbers. Sit down and wait. During the Dating Game, it doesn't much matter what you type. Get cruise ticket. Sit down and wait. Win lottery. Get million dollar bill. Walk south, east, enter store. Get a swimsuit off the back wall rack and pay woman. Walk east twice & enter store. Get sunscreen on the left wall. Walk north and enter store. Get a grotesque gulp. Pay woman. Walk west twice, south 3 times. Look in trash can, look in trash can (yes twice). Get passport. Walk east twice & enter barber. Sit. Exit store, walk west twice, north twice. Enter music shop. Talk to girl. Walk east, south, show passport to man. THE BOAT Enter your room to the right. Take the fruit. Go through the right door. Exit. Go behind closet and put on swimsuit. Enter Momma's room, open drawer to nightstand and get sewing kit. Go back to your room. Go up two flights of stairs, to the back of the boat to the pool. Use sunscreen. Sit on lounge chair, get up. Fall into pool and SWIM. Go to middle of the pool and SAVE. DIVE, go down, get bikini top, go back up. Climb up the ladder & walk to lounge chair. Use sunscreen. Sit on lounge chair, yes you do this again! Do not follow girl, if she appears, wait a few minutes and go to your cabin. Go behind closet and put on suit. Go all the way upstairs to the bar and get spinach dip. Go downstairs to main level and go left, sit at barber shop. Go up the left stairs, go left. SAVE. Pull blue lever, exit. Go up middle stairs to the middle level and go left. Go to the edge and JUMP. After lifeboats go down on first screen: put on wig and throw dip. Ride lifeboat. BEACH AND JUNGLE Walk left. Walk right. Walk south. During one (any) jungle screen, get flower, it's in the middle of the screen. At restaurant, talk to man, sit. Get knife from buffet. Exit. At hotel, get matches from on top of the nightstand and soap from the bathroom. Exit. Sit at barber shop. Walk left, get bikini. Walk right, south. Exit the restaurant. At the hotel, go behind partition and put the bikini on. Put the soap or money in the bikini top. Sit at barber shop. Walk right, right. Walk down the cliffs (you can't fall). As soon as you go around the bend at the end, put on suit. SAVE. AIRPORT Give flower to the men. Enter airport. Go left, enter barber, sit. Go right twice. Show passport to man. Go right. Stand near conveyer belt and get bag several times until you get the bag with the bomb. Bomb explodes. SAVE. Buy a ticket. Quickly go right, show passport, right, right. Order blue plate special at food counter. Get bobby pin from food plate. Walk over to red machine and get insurance. Walk to right conveyer belt. Hopefully you were quick enough and didn't miss your PLANE Get pamphlet, show ticket to man. Give pamphlet to man sitting next to you. Take airsick bag. Stand. Walk to back of plane. Go to the area directly behind the wing and wear parachute. Use bobby pin on door. Move red handle. SAVE. Open door. As soon as you get the new screen, pull ripcord. Use knife to cut ropes. NONTOONYT ISLAND Get stick. SAVE. Crawl under bush near middle of the screen. Go south. SAVE. Walk towards big tree slowly. As soon as snake starts moving, hold stick. Go east. This screen is full of quicksand. Walk on the lightest parts and SAVE as soon as you make progress, go east. SAVE. Walk near river, near the rock. JUMP, JUMP, JUMP quickly to swing on the vines. Get vine. Walk east. Get engaged. After sequence, walk south, east to fire ring and get ashes. Walk south and get sand. Walk north, west, north, SAVE. Walk to middle edge at chasm. Throw vine. Stand near big crevice, near the steam. Put the airsick bag in the hair tonic. Light airsick bag with matches. Throw bottle in crevice. Kill doctor. Maniac!!!!! LEISURE SUIT LARRY 3 ******************** Look at the binoculars on the left side. Look at plaque in the middle of the screen, exit plaque. Walk right. Follow the pointing finger. Go right twice. Go right, follow pointing finger, enter building. Go right, south. Look at girl, talk to girl several times. Leave girl. Walk to your house. Open mailbox, look in mailbox, get envelope, close mailbox. Go right, get wood, go to beach. Look at girl, talk to girl, give her credit card, get knife. Go left, sharpen knife on stairs. Go to Chip N' Dales. Stand in the middle of the grass patch, cut grass with knife, weave grass. Carve wood. Look at wood. Go to cabana. Walk into left booth and put on grass skirt. Go to the beach. Return to cabana, enter left booth and put on suit. Drink water from fountain and get soap near the sink. Return to the beach. Get towel, use towel. Go to the casino. Walk north, left. Look at mirror. Walk left. Talk to man, show pass and enter the ticket number from the corresponding page in the manual. Pay man. Knock on door, move away from door. After Cherri comes out, look at girl, talk to her several times. Ask her about land. Go to the lawyer's office (DCH). Ask Roger about deed. Ask Suzi about deed. Ask Roger about deed, leave building so that the doors close all the way and reenter. Ask Roger about deed. Go to casino. Knock on Cherri's door. On stage: Dance. Without changing clothes, go to DCH. Ask Roger about divorce. Pay man. Cartoon with Suzi. Ask Roger about divorce, leave building so that the doors close all the way and reenter. Ask Roger about divorce. Go to casino. Open backstage door and put on suit. Look at decree. Look at card. Look at back of card, write down corresponding page numbers in the manual to the stores it lists (locker combination). Go to Fat City. Open door on left. Go to locker 69, it's mostly hidden in the middle to the left. Look at locker numbers to help you find the correct locker. Open locker, use three numbers from the back of the card. Wear sweats, close locker. Enter room on the right. There are four exercises that you must do. Do each until you get a "Congratulations" message. The number of reps you need to do is random from 19 to over 200, but number of reps is the same for each exercise. Exit weight room, go to locker and open it. Put on towel, close locker and enter left door. Walk to top of screen and turn on shower. Use soap. Turn off shower. Return to locker, open it. Dry off. Use deodorant. Leave locker room and open door to north room. Talk to girl several times. Help Bambi with video. Go to outside of Chip N' Dales. Enter cave to the left. SAVE. Walk towards edge on the left and get flowers. Make lei. Go to casino. Go to lounge (right at top of ramp). Sit on barstool nearest Patti and look at her. Talk to her several times. Show her divorce decree. Give her lei. Ask her to date. Go to Comedy Hut. Talk to Al at the bottom left table. Sit at the middle table. Get wine. Sit through entire comedy act. Go to casino and upon entering, go right to the elevators. Press button. Once in the elevator, type "nine". Walk to bed, pour wine. Go behind the screen and get panties, get hose, get bra, get dress. Get wine bottle. Go to the lounge. Get tips from on top of the piano. Get marker near entrance on board. Go to Chip N' Dales, talk to man, pay man. Sit down. Once Dale starts dancing, throw panties at Dale. Once he walks into the crowd, talk to Dale. Exit Chip N' Dales, go right. SAVE. Walk through bamboo forest following the tune in the manual. Use the first letter of each word and follow that direction (N=north, S=south, E=east, W=west). Once you start staggering, drink water. Finish maze. SAVE. Go to edge of river and drink water. Walk north. Remove hose. Tie hose to rock. Get plants. Weave marijuana. Climb tree, get coconuts, climb down. Throw rope across chasm. Tie rope to tree. Rip dress. Cross chasm. SAVE. Walk north on left side. Remove bra. Put coconuts in bra. SAVE. Walk towards river and once you see the pig, throw bra with coconuts on pig. Walk north. SAVE. Walk into water, towards log. Push log. Get on log. SAVE. The river is an arcade sequence, save frequently, avoid all obstacles in river. Use marker. Walk north. Look around for fun. Walk right. Pull plug. Walk right. Epiloge LEISURE SUIT LARRY 5 ******************** LARRY - LOS ANGELES Get coffee. Get camera. If you skipped the animation, this will be done for you already. Enter door on north wall. Get resumes from the closest file cabinet. In inventory, look at each resume, look at Doc Pulliam's business card. Get AeroDork credit card from the table. Exit room. Walk left at the upper exit. Get tapes on the front table by the tv. Degauss each tape in machine on back table, right. Open left drawer. Play an 8-track tape. Use the barrel of disinfectant. Insert a tape in the camera. Recharge the camera by the coffee pot. Plug battery charger in the outlet, plug camera in battery charger, look at it and when it says 100%, get the camera/charger. Get water. Look at award. Go outside, look at statue, enter limo. Walk up to the AeroDork automated ticket machine. Insert AeroDork credit card. Travel to New York, type in the code from your manual to the corresponding time given. Get boarding pass, get credit card, enter airport. Use AeroDork credit card on the camera, use boarding pass on the slot when it says "Now Boarding." Get magazine from seat pocket, read it in inventory. PATTI - FBI LAB Look at both scientists, walk right. Get numbers from Twit. Numbers are: Contact #: 536-2779; computer account #: BB-30,7; Email #: 65493756, password: Making Woopy; Codename: Agent 88. Look at scientist. Open door on right. Take DataMan on table and both DataPaks. Walk left, get hooter shooter, look at it and put it on. Exit through back door. Get in limo. Get bottle. Put PC Hammer DataPak in the DataMan and use it on the driver. LARRY - NEW YORK Look at signs above to get limo number, 552-4668. Get quarter from the Jerry's Kids collection box. Use left most phone and call limo. Go outside and get in the limo. Use the napkin on the driver. Get appointment book), look at book. At the Hard Disk Cafe, walk behind either big plant. Enter cafe. Talk to the Maitre d' nine times. Get ticket. Use ticket on the music box on the front of the screen. Use ticket on purple machine. Sit down and wait for Michelle to walk in. Use ticket on purple machine. Talk to Michelle several times until she invites you to her table. Turn on camera, give her appointment book, credit cards and money, record Michelle. Call the limo company. Use credit card on ATM, get boarding pass, get credit card, enter airport, use credit card on camera, use boarding pass on slot. PATTI - K-RAP Enter building. Look at DataMan, get access code: 45954. Look at keypad next to door and enter access code, open door. Get key from plant. Get letter opener from desk. Use key on desk, look at desk, get access code. Get folder from desk, look at folder. Use folder on copy machine. Replace folder, letter opener, key. Walk through door on left. Enter shower. Get clothing. Walk right. Enter control room B, use keypad, enter access code. Get reel tape from middle 3rd shelf. Use tape on tape deck - left on control panel. Use HAND on control panel six times, use HAND on reel tape. Get reel tape three times. Use HAND on control panel, talk into microphone. Put Reverse Biaz DataPak into DataMan, look at it, use on driver. LARRY - ATLANTIC CITY Walk south, left. Put new tape in camera. Plug charger into outlet, use camera on charger, get camera/charger. Use 2nd from left slot machine. Look at signs to get limo number 553-4468. Call limo, 2nd phone from left. Exit and enter limo. Use matchbook on driver. Talk to girl on left twice, enter any number. Enter casino. Play video poker. Save after each win, restore after each lose, you need at least $525. Enter door on north wall. Talk to bouncer, pay him. Look at Jennifer while she dances. Exit casino. Walk right a few screens and enter Ivana's Skates, walk up to counter. Talk to her. Use camera on her. Exit, sit on bench and put on skates, skate left and right until you find Lana and talk to her. Talk to her until she leaves. Remove skates, return them to Ivana. Enter casino, enter back room, talk to bouncer, pay man, choose "Lemme at ‘em". Sit, turn on camera, use hand to grab flying body parts. Go outside, talk to the valet. Go to ATM, use credit card, get boarding pass, get credit card, enter airport, use credit card on camera, use boarding pass on slot. PATTI - DES REVER RECORDS Look at directory on left, look at des Rever Records. Talk to guard once. Use DataMan on guard. Get gold record. Use record on record player. Play record Forward 33 rpm, Forward 78 rpm, Backward 33 rpm, Backward 78 rpm. Stop record, get record. Enter studio, use HAND on piano. Play the first 2 takes of the song, computer will take over for 3rd. Use bottle on Reverse Diaz, get tape. LARRY - MIAMI Walk south, left. Put new tape in camera. Plug in charger, plug in camera, get camera/charger. Get quarters from cigarette machine. Look at signs to get two phone numbers: Just Green Cards 554- 1272 and limo 554-8544. Use 3rd from left phone, call Just Green Cards, call limo. Exit airport, get green card from garbage can by door, get in limo, use business card on driver. Enter dentist office. Talk to receptionist twice and answer: yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no. Get doily from table, use doily on Larry. Talk to receptionist. Look at Chi Chi. Unbutton her shirt, several times. Talk to her until she mentions she's "undocumented". Turn on camera, give her green card. Record Chi Chi. Go upstairs to dentist again. Use phone, dial limo. Go to ATM, use credit card, get boarding pass, get credit card, enter airport, use credit card on camera, use boarding pass on slot. LARRY - FLIGHT HOME Click the HAND all over the controls until you find the Auto Pilot. PATTI - THE WHITE HOUSE Use hooter shooter on Julius. Epiloge LEISURE SUIT LARRY 6: SHAPE UP OR SLIP OUT! ******************************************** Talk to everyone until they repeat themselves. Talk to the woman at the reception desk. Look in room key deposit box & take a key. Go upstairs. Use room key to open door. Take flowers from vase and look at the three pieces of paper on the table next to the phone. Use the phone and call housekeeping, #75. Go into the bathroom. Turn on the sink. Turn off sink. Call maintenance, #76. Call room service, #71. Call housekeeping again. Leave room and discover the maid's cart. Look at both sides of the cart and take: towel, toilet seat cover, dental floss, toilet paper, washcloth, hand cream and soap. Go downstairs, right and enter lounge. Get match. Go to dining room and get orange (in ice). Go into kitchen & take can of lard from trash can. Wet washcloth in sink and put it in the frige. Go back to your room and into the bathroom to see the plumber. Take a wrench & file from him. Leave bathroom & take condom from pillow. After plumber leaves go back to bathroom. Click zipper icon on toilet. Use seat cover on toilet. Use toilet paper on Larry. Wash hands with soap. Call housekeeping again, #75 and take another soap from cart. Enter the health spa. Talk to Gary and take a brochure. Enter the room on the far left. Talk with Rosa. Give her flowers. Exit room and go to Cellulite Drainage room. Use lard on piston. Use wrench on canister, open it. Take filter. Go into Men's Locker Room. Use eye then hand on tile in shower to look into Women's Shower. Go to mud bath (through shower). Talk to Char. Move the plants then use the wrench on the camera. Exit to makeup room. Get cord from floor & strip it. Look at Shablee & talk to her. Exit and knock on any room door. Go to beach & dig in sand to get lamp. Go out in front of hotel & to guard's office. Take handcuffs. Go to pool. Look at pool float & take case. Open sunglass case. Take sunglasses from case. Take cloth from case. Get beaver float. Go in door on right. Participate in aerobics (hand on empty spot). Talk with Cav & get her ID. Exit through lower door. Talk with Thunderbird about wishes. Give her handcuffs. Take rubber belt. Go to kitchen and inflate beaver on tire. Wash filter in sink. Go back to Drainage room & put filter back, tighten with wrench. Use rubber belt on broken hose. Start machine. Wait until message appears that it works. Turn it off & tell Gammie. Go back, hook her up to machine & start it again. When she asks, give her orange, get washcloth from fridge, give washcloth, get mineral water from outside a room all the way to right, give her water. Fill lamp from pipe. Exit. Knock on Thunderbird's door (left, middle door). Remove diamond from collar. Go to lounge and unplug microphone (hand icon). Talk to her. Exit. Ride tram all the way to the east (right). Give match to Art. Open tram cover. Use wrench on pulley. Talk to Art when he seems confused. Get batteries from flashlight. Use ID on gate. Get beer from tub, give it to Burgandy. Take another match while she drinks. Get another 6 pack & give it to Burgandy. Get dress from backstage after she leaves. Use the dental floss on the cloth. Go to pool. Walk all the way to front & middle of screen and put on swimsuit. Click float on pool. Move to oasis. Click hand on beaver to call waitress. Show room key to waitress. Talk to Merrily about wishes. Get tower key from Billy. Use it on tower door. Use tower key on soap. Use file on extra key. Give original tower key back to Billy. Go back to bar in pool and give copied key to Merrily. Touch Merrily a couple times, touch yourself when she says undress, touch her again. Go the men's locker room, open locker and use the towel on Larry. Take a mudbath, shower, enter sauna, talk to girls, take bracelet, shower, get dressed. Go to mudbath & give batteries to Char. Plug cord in outlet, then on door. Enter room. Next day, go back to shock room and get pearl. Go back to makeup room & give Shablee dress. Touch her a few times & talk to her & eventually give her condom. Next day, go back to beach & get champagne. Chill champagne in ice machine near your room. Go to kitchen & enter dumbwaiter. Light match in fireplace. Light lamp with match. Talk to Shamara. Give her orchid, lamp, bracelet, diamond, pearl, amulet, words of wisdom & then champagne. LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY (just wait to LSL7) LEISURE SUIT LARRY 7 ******************** LA COSTA LOTTA SPA Get the hairweave kit and the vicegrips. Then go to your Inventory and open the hairweave kit. Use the vicegrips on the needle. Use bent needle on the handcuffs. Click on glass door and "break" it. PMS BOUNCY Go to your cabin (#0). Grab the spray can and the toilet paper. Click on the Dildo behind the cot. Go to the Proud Lil' Seamen Lounge. After listening to the Purser, click on the Dildo hiding behind the Barrels & Chests. Exit out the door under the stage. Click on the Dildo by the Thin Topiary. Go Left to the Promenade Deck. Click on the Dildo under the Topiary Beaver's tail. Open the Fire Hose Case and take the Fire Hose. Go left again to the Fo'c's'le. Click on the Dildo under the Topiary Sheep. Take the Topiary Sheep. Somewhere on these three screens (Fo'c's'le, Promenade Deck, Aft Deck) you will find Peggy. Talk to her about her Peg Leg. Now go to the Kitchen. Click on the Dildo by the sausages. Take the Pot, Salt, and the Wrapped Fish. Look at Fifi, the Fishnet, and the Fish Heads. Operate the Caviarmaster 2000. Go through the door. Click on the Dildo in the Salad. Eat the Bean Dip and fart and then eat it three more times. Look at the Meat Carver. Click on the Dildo hiding among the Mystery Meat. Talk to Wang until he leaves and then take the Carving Knife and the Heat Lamp Bulb. Go to Das Grande Atriumo. Click on the Dildo hiding behind the rightmost column. Talk to Peter the Purser about everything then make six prank calls on the White Courtesy Phone. Go back to Das Grande Atriumo and click on the Dildo framing the Library Door. Go to the Library. Click on the Dildo next to the Grandfather Clock. You need to read two books. One is blue with three yellow dots on the spine, the other is green with writing on the spine. To read these you must take them. Look at the Stuffed Beaver. To activate the 1st Egg "milk" the Stuffed Beaver. Go right and talk to Victorian about everything. Ask Victorian about "gibberish". She will turn her back and you can take the Mucilage. Go back to Das Grande Atriumo. Click on the Dildo hiding on the top floor between the two left Columns. Now go to El Replicant Sculpture Garden and Click on the Dildo by David's Foot. Look at Venus's Foot. Take the Big Toe o' Venus. Enter the Pair- o-Dice Casino. Click on the Dildo sitting at one of the Cards Tables. Fart while standing near the crowd at the Craps Table. Play Craps. Go to the Employees Only Room. Look at the Door Latch and "push" the Door open. Click on the Dildo by the Chair. Get the Jumper Wire and the KZ Sexual Lubricant. Read the Bulletin Board 7 times. Try to open the second Locker from the left on the bottom. Go to the Bowling Competition and click on the Dildo behind the Hippo. Use the TMT Scorecard on the Walrus and take the Bowling Ball. Bowl. Go to the Horseshoes Competition and click on the Dildo by the other Horseshoe Spike. Use the TMT Scorecard on the Card Slot. Play and take the Card Slot. Go right and talk to the Juggs about everything. Now go to the Sexual Prowess Competition. Press the Important Button and click on the Dildo in the rightmost booth. Use the TMT Scorecard on the CyberCard 2000. Go to the Best Dressed Competition. Click on the Dildo next to the CyberFashion 2000 Console. Unzip the Mannequin's Fly. Go to the Clothing Optional Pool. Click on the Dildo behind the plant on the left hand side. Walk left. Talk to Drew about everything, especially book and Fokker. Take the Magazine to read it. Go to the Purser's Desk and ask about Cabin Boy. Go back to the Library and talk to Victorian about "gibberish." When she turns away take the book "Prudish and Proud". Go to the Inventory remove the Jacket from the "Prudish and Proud" book. Use the "Prudish and Proud" Jacket on the "Erotic Adventures of Hercules". Also read the Magazine Page. Leave the Inventory and talk to her about "gibberish" again. Use the "Erotic" Book in the "Prudish" Jacket on the Pile of books while she's turned around. Leave and go to the Proud Lil' Seamen Lounge. Go south to the Bar. Talk to Johnson. Click on the Dildo inside and on left of the bar. Talk to Johnson about Lime Juice and Gigantic Erection. When Johnson leaves to fix the Gigantic Erection leave that screen and enter the door on the left. Order another Gigantic Erection and enter the room. Click on the Dildo by the bales of hay. Use the Silicone Lubricant on the Spray Deodorant. Push the Button at the back of the room. Exit the room. Look at the Lighting Truss. Take the Spotlight Bulb. Use the Heat Lamp Bulb in the Empty Socket. Order another Gigantic Erection, enter the Dressing Room and push the button again. Go to the Library. Click on the Dildo by the bananas. Look at Vicki's Computer. To activate the 2nd Egg click on the man on the left in Vicki's computer while holding down the CONTROL key. Ask her about The Weather. When you get back to your room click on the Dildo behind the Toilet. Use the Fire Hose on the Water Pipe. Shit and Whiz in the Toilet, to use toilet paper, click it on Larry. Flush toilet. Go to the Proud Lil' Seamen Lounge to watch the show. Back in your Cabin, click on the Dildo under the Pipes. Go to the Proud Lil' Seamen Lounge. Take the Chaselights. Walk left and take the Remote Control. Active the 3rd Egg by "feel"ing the Mixer. Go and talk to Peggy. Ask her about Cabin Boy, Break Room, Locker, and "Combination". Go to the Employees Only Room. Open the second Locker from the left on the bottom row using the combination 38-24-36 & walk left. Talk to Xqwzts about Photographs, How?, & Buy Pictures. Go talk to Peggy. Ask about Xqwzts. Also ask about Xqwzts's Hobby, Needs, and Wants. Go talk to Peter the Purser. Ask him about Passport and Photo ID. Go to the Inventory and use the Mucilage on the Dirty Pictures, then use the Sticky Photograph on the Cabin Keycard. Also turn on the Remote Control. Leave the Inventory and use the Photo ID on Peter the Purser. Go to El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Climb to the top on the Scaffold. Take the Screwdriver. Use the Chase Lights on the Spike and use the Remote Control on the Spike. Go back to the Employees Only Room and open the Locker. Use the Passport on Xqwzts. Take the Custodial Key. Use the Screwdriver on the Air Vent. Find a place where the cursor is small. Click there and the cursor will become big. Click again and undress. After meeting the Mysterious Woman in Black, take her Handkerchief. Go to the Forward Hold. Use the Key in the Handle. Click on the Dildo by the suitcases on the left. Take the Suitcase. Go to the Casino. Go to your Inventory and look at the Toilet Paper, "smell" the Handkerchief, and use the Toilet Paper on the Dice. Play Craps. When you get the dice, use the Shaved Dice instead. When you win you will meet Dewmi Moore and go back to her room. Now its up to you to win Strip Liar's Dice. Press CONTROL-C to see her dice, SAVE after each win & RESTORE after each loss. When you wake up from your psychedelic trip, go back to her room (Cabin #510) and get the Orgasmic Powder. Go to the Clothing Optional Pool. Click on the Dildo behind the plant on the right. Go left. Talk to Drew. "Push" the Pesky Branch to see the 4th Egg. Choose "Fokker" to see the rest of the 3rd Egg. Now use the Orgasmic Powder on Drew's Drink and try to "drink" it. This will activate the 5th Egg. Ask about suitcase and you will see the rest of this egg. Go to The Heaving Ho'. Exit through the door in the back. Look at the Chair where Annette was sitting before. Take the Folded Paper. Go to the Inventory and look at the Life Insurance Policy. Exit the Inventory and go to the Aft Hold. Use the Key in the Handle. Open the Hopper Door. Use the Deodorant Spray on the open Hopper Door. Go to the Lower Aft Hold. Use the Key on the Handle. Use the Pot on a Beaver. Go to the Purser's Desk and ask about Annette Boning. Call Annette Boning twice then ask Peter about My Account. While he is gone, look at his phone. Push the LND Button to learn Annette's room number. Go to the Owner's Suite. Open the Glass Door. Smell the Big Cloth-Covered Thing. Undress. Back in your room, Flush the Toilet. Take the Mold in the Shower. Now go to Captain Queeg's Ballroom. Go through the door and click on the Dildo peeking out of the Curtains. To see the 6th Egg, "Dream." Talk to the Beautiful Woman. Ask her about everything and "Leisure Suit". Go back to the Ballroom. Click on the Dildo near the base of the Sculpture on the right side. Go to the Bridge. Go thru the door and click on the Dildo by the Beer Cans. Leave. Use the Screwdriver on the Electrical Junction Box. Use the Jumper Wire on one of the Fuses. Leave and climb the ladder. When the Sail comes up look at it. Use the Carving Knife on the Sail to get the Polyester Cloth. When you get free go to Captain Queeg's Ballroom. Enter the door and click on the Dildo by the front table. Talk to Jamie Lee and use the Polyester Cloth on her. After making it back to your room, go back to the Ballroom. Read the Note on the door and open the Stage Door. Go back to the Ballroom and read the new Note. Go to the Owner's Suite and "unzip" the Plastic Bulge on the third Statue from the left to activate the 7th Egg. Push the Button to see the rest. When Annette comes to the door use the Carving Knife on her. Push the button again and use the Life Insurance Policy on her. Go to the Kitchen. Use the Venezuelan Beaver Milk on the CyberCheese 2000. In the Inventory use the Kumquat on the Cheese. Look at the Snake on the floor. Go to the Cook-Off Competition. Use the Kumquat Quiche on Judge Julia. Go back to the Cook-Off Competition. Go to the Inventory and use the Orgasmic Powder on the Kumquat Quiche. Use the Quiche de Larry on Judge Julia. Go to the Best Dressed Competition. Unzip the Mannequin's Fly. Go to the Bowling Competition. In the Inventory use the KZ Sexual Lubricant on the Handkerchief. Use the TMT Scorecard on the Walrus and use the Treated Handkerchief on the Bowling Ball. Bowl and you will win the Bowling Competition. Go to the Horseshoes Competition. Use the Remote Control on the Horseshoe Stake. Use the TMT Scorecard on the Card Slot and play. To get your TMT Scorecard, take the Card Slot. Go to the Library. Ask Vicki about sex and follow that line of questioning to Lovemaster 2000. You've won the Sexual Prowess Competition. Go to the Captain's Quarters. "Knock" on door. When you get cursor control back, go to the Proud Lil' Seamen Lounge. Robo-Bill has 75 jokes. Sit through them or keep leaving through door under stage & returning til you receive 5 points. Go to About Screen, click on the Dildo. Go to the Captain's Quarters and show her the Stock Certificate. Watch all the credits and you'll see the alternate ending. (If you want the Easter bunnies;feel free to E-mail me) (You get to see nudie people)